A joke a day keeps the Doctor at bay. So I've heard...
People think the onion is the only vegetable that makes you cry. But they've obviously never been smacked in the face with a fucking turnip..
Steve Jobs was a child prodigy. His first invention was the popular children's game, iSpy..
I used to work in a lie factory. I got fired because I didn't really..
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges..
Sean Connery certainly has found his niche. She was in the back garden, chatting with his nephew..
Clothtrophobia -noun. A fear of lisps in closed spaces.
My psychiatrist says I have a pre-occupation with vengeance. But we'll see about that....
Man goes into jewellers. "I'd like to buy a watch please." Jeweller: "Analog?" Man: "No thanks, just a watch.".
Just seen a sign outside a book shop saying buy one get one free, Fiction only. I'm confused. Is there a sale or not?.
A man calls up his local building firm and says, "I want a skip outside my house." Builder says, "I'm not stopping you.".
Man goes to Doctor. Doc says: "You've got to stop masturbating." Man: "Why?" Doc: "Because I'm trying to examine you".