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What did on Italian farmer say to another? Get off Milan.
What do you get if you mix a bee with a robot? Buzz Lightyear.
There was a man who lived in Switzerland Though his parents were from Ireland He travelled around Making a very loud sound And spent his holidays in Thailand .
My sister has a ukulele, well two actually. She takes them everywhere playing songs repeatedly. My grandad doesn't like it and calls it the "bloody banjo." don't whatever you do, don't give your sister a ukulele.
I know a joke about pencils. I would tell you but it is pointless.
The cat sits by the window, For hours on end, as still and as silent as a statue. People who walk past often call him a watchdog.