Are You A Risk Taker?
I know someone who lives pretty close to the edge...Bono.
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Your local cheesy,childish and adult joke store!if you are a wholesaler of funnies,tag me!
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Who Says romance Is Dead?
Husband:Had a really bad day,would you be up for giving me a blowjob when I get home.
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Photography Enthusiast
What does photography and porn have in common. The more you look at it, the better you get.
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Say It Out Loud
What did Barack Obama say when he proposed to Michelle. 'I don't wanna be Obama self'.
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Hmm Chicken...
A life without chicken is like a pencil without lead...pointless.
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Sleeping 101
The harder you try,the more likely your are to fail!.
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My pet hamster Elvis died yesterday He got caught in a trap....
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Simpsons!
Pepper spray and power wash,the New York hug and kiss.
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Well I Never
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. Gaged.
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'Ophelia'
Boards on the window Mail by the door Why would anybody leave so quickly for Ophelia. Where have you gone. The old neighborhood Just ain't the same Nobody knows just What became of Ophelia.
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Put Yourself In His Shoes
Put yourself in their shoes they said You'll understand what he feels like they said Now I've got athletes foot... Thanks....
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Untitled
Gossip makes the world go round..
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Confucius Says:
'Man who stand on toilet high on pot'.
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My Buddy
I know, I am lost without you, I miss your trust, And all the fun we've had. We were told to go Where the wind blows. No warnings Of keeping an eye Where we took off.
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Pressed And Hammered
Rise against the pressures of conformity. Don't allow your peers or your elders to categories you. Be sure to keep your mind free and unchained from the binds of expectation.
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Hey Lady!!!
If someone sits next to you on an empty train,they're challenging you to a fight right. Cause this old lady is going down.
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To Do List:
Wear shirt that says" life" and hand out lemons.
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Life is great,without it we'd be dead.
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Release Some Steam!
'I hate to advocate the use of drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always work for me' Hunter S. Thomson.
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Don't Knock It Till You've Tried It
Hangover Cure. Ingredients:. 1 bowl of 'Crunchy Nut Feast'(or any 'corn flakes' variable). 1/3 bowl of baileys(or Irish cream of your preference). 1/3 bowl of milk. Steps:.
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I See What You Did There...
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car....
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Now Now
Birth control pill One of two things a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.
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Smirky Smirk
...this is not a guilt trip, you feel guilty because you know I'm right..
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