13 October 2012
Um... I was bored?
Brain: What on earth are you doing?! Me: Um... Eating a cookie. Brain: WHAT?!? Why?! Me: Because I needed a cookie. Brain: ARGH!!! Why?! Me: Because I was feeling upset. Brain: Seriously Bethan. You're leading yourself to never ending doom here. Me: ? Brain: You're happy now, but in a few minutes, you'll be cursing that cookie. Me: Um... Why? Brain: Because it will make you fat. Me: Okay... Are you calling me fat? Brain: *silence* Me: I hate you. Brain: I hate me too. Me: Great. Please don't tell me you're depressed too. Brain: No. Of course not. *sobs* Me: Are you okay?! Brain: *glares evilly* Me: Stupid me. Of course you're not okay. What's the matter? Brain: I'm... Me: What? Brain: I'm in love with your foot. Me: *shocked silence* Brain: But he's married! *sobs* To your other foot!! And they have ten children!! I've got no chance!!! *sobs* Me: No, no you haven't. Brain: What?!? Me: Um... Brain: *Breaks into another round of sobbing.* Me: ...
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