8 July 2012
I love and hate my ninja socks, They're really rather cool, But every time I put them on, I'm slipping like a fool,
Soft and pale blue, I really do adore, Walking round all ninja-like, Silent through the door,
No ones knows I'm coming, I'm silent, not a sound, Not until I'm falling, Knee smacks on the ground,
You see, the floor is slippery, Polished so it shines, Add these socks into the mix, Disaster becomes mine,
Taking tiny little steps, Careful not to trip, But one tiny mistake, Causes me to slip,
Falling down towards the ground, Bruises on my knees, Please just stop it ninja socks! Let me walk, socks, please!
It's happened three times already, I really should have learnt, That all that comes from ninja socks, Is laughter, pain and hurt.
Ninja Socks Of Doom • Opuss № I