30 April 2012

First we start out as a seed in our Papa's Peepee Competing with Millions of Seeds from the get go to get a chance to be

Then when we get favoured (it down to the ivory roll) really a game of dice We begin the growth that'll bring about the birth before the rebirth

Nine months later f**k the World we here(him/her/whomever) Beginning of the growth Twelve Months later you're a year old Soo much waiting

Waiting to get off Maami's breast Waiting to eat solids Waiting to utter our first word Waiting ........ Waiting to take the first steps Waiting to start Kindergarten Waiting to start proper school Waiting ......... Waiting for our first kiss Waiting .......... Waiting to get introduced to the complexities involved with the fairer sex How our first introduction to an orgasm was Climactic

Then we start work Hmmmnnnn Another story The first interview The call-up The start day;first day at work Waiting .......... Waiting to make friends Waiting to learn the ropes Waiting for that first& subsequent paycheque Waiting to get promoted Waiting ........ Waiting to retire

In between -the occasional drunken Xmas party shag with the bosses secretary or even the Boss whilst drunk

And then we wait Wait to retire A Golden wrist watch and an Umbrella we waited Twenty years for Waiting ........... Then you start the wait that ends all the waiting

While you are doing that You start to shrink Shoe size Cloth size Brain size Energy wise Cold weather resistance diminishes You even start eating mulched up food cos you lost your teeth whilst waiting Waiting ............... Wondering what's happened to the World No more decent T.V It's all reality this reality that now

Can't really do anything by yourself no more A baby again Only bigger Cos you wearing Nappies again So called incontinence But you really evolving and waiting Until you expire whilst waiting So much waiting Meeen

All for what? WAITING .......!

Think about it,we get to wait to be born grow up then become a baby again due to size,senility and diminished capacity So much fun being HUMAN!

Just thinking out loud.

boashmanThe Evolution Of Mankind!The Waiting Game. • Opuss № I