11 December 2012
Santa was flying along
Singing a rather merry song
Coming back from delivering
Merry but still shivering
When suddenly a strong wind swept past
Knocked him off in just one blast
He fell to the snow, aching
His bones felt they were breaking
His back complaining
His legs straining
He saw a town beneath the starry sky
And he had to get back; dawn was nigh
He walked over there
And people stared
But he went to a home
His head in a dream zone
He asked the little girl
Who answered, hair awhirl
"Have you seen a red sleigh and reindeer?
Please tell me little dear"
"Yes" she replied. "I've seen your sleigh
It crashed right here the other day
But there's something I should say..."
"Yes?"
"I flogged it on eBay"
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