Cheesy Joke ;)
I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: "Bread in captivity.".
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bop365
Vampire lord (NOT A TWILIGHT FAN!!!) searching for some free blood. Any offers? ;)
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Atoms
If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is really a group of atoms, studying themselves. Is your mind broken yet. O_o.
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Family Guy
"Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot." - Peter Griffin ;D.
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First Rule of Cartoon Physics
Gravity doesn't work until you look down. Pure logic..
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Comforting Statistics
Apparently, 95% of people feel uncomfortable when their TV volume is an odd number. So I'm NOT the only one!!.
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Opportunist
Dear pessimist, optimist, and realist. While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Yours sincerely, the opportunist..
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Oh...
I never got my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm leaving the shire to become a Jedi!.
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Richard Dawkins
Evolution is just a theory. Well so is gravity and I don't see you jumping out of buildings!.
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Stupidity
When people ask stupid questions, I find myself obligated to give sarcastic answers!.
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A New Leaf
Right. This is it. I've decided to turn Over a new leaf and start a new regime. I am going to attempt to post something every day.
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5 Lessons In Life From Dr. Seuss: No.1
"Today you are You, that is truer that true. There is no-one alive who is Youer than you." Dr. Seuss.
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War Poem
A young man, no more than a boy. Delusions of glory, Golden valediction for imaginary heroes. But there are no heroes where he is going. For he is going to war.
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Sherlock And Sheldon
Just realised how well Sherlock Holmes and Sheldon Cooper would get on!!.
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Christmas!
Oooooh, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. What's on YOUR list this year?.
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The Golden Urinal - My New Favourite Joke
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
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The Escape - Part 2
Finally. I know a few people liked the first part, especially you, @Azmeril . I have had a serious case of writers block recently but I have managed to get back on track and write you this second...
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On The Front Cover Of The Private Eye
People: why don't you sack Nick Clegg. Cameron: because I never do anything the lib-dems want me to. #mrlongleggedcleggyweggy.
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Rant
I can't believe that of all the top Opusses THIS YEAR, the 38th one is the highest actual original poem or story. The others are ALL quotes, jokes, or something else.
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Be-bop
A little random something for all you scat lovers out there. Be-bop, skiddly-bop, boo-bop, wah. Skiddly-whap, shiddly- dhap, be-bop, wah.
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Epiphany
"People are like pebbles on a beach, they are strong, but are shaped by those around them." Me, 2012.
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Writers Block (again)
Someone please help me!!.
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Writers Block
Huuuurghh....
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I'm Back! (again!)
Not that anyone's pleased to see me....
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Goodbye
Well, I'm off camping. See you in two weeks!.
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Morning
Wake up. Yawn. Time. 9. Go back to sleep. Wake up. Yawn. Time. 9:50. Lie in bed. Get up. Throw on dressing gown Go downstairs Collapse on sofa Turn on telly White and grey stuff. ...
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I'm Back!
Finally, I'm back. After a gruelling couple of weeks of a broken router and a camping holiday.
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Opuss Daily Challenge No1
George means farmer: (to be sung in a (very) strong Gloucestershire accent!) I can't read, and I can't write, But it doesn't matter. Cos I'm from Gloucestershire, and I can drive my tractor!.
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The Escape
Not really sure if this is going to be a one off or the beginning of a story, but I suppose that's up to you. I sit in my cold, dark cell, staring aimlessly at the plain walls.
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Necromancer Part 6
And so it comes, much awaited by all (I hope!). Sorry for the delay, hope you like it. There he was. Ash. Standing, tall and proud, silhouetted against the moon. My night in shining armour.
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100 Day Writing Challenge No 2/3: Light And Dark
We are grey. Darkness black as coal, Darkness in his eyes. Darkness in his soul, Darkness in his cries. But we are grey. Whiteness white as dove, Whiteness in her plight.
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100 Day Writing Challenge No 2: Love
I find myself drawn to you, drawn like a magnet draws a nail. Irresistibly, perfectly. When I see you, my eyes cannot rip their gaze from your perfect existence. You, my darling, you, are the one.
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Wet Legs
Just got back from a dog walk in the rain. Drizzling for all it's worth round here, typical British summer...
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I'm Back!
Hello followers. I am very much back. I deeply apologise for my rather lengthy absence, but I first was in the distant, other world of mysterious France, where Internet access was not an option.
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Someone's Stolen My Underwear
Certainly not my best, bit random, but I'm bored, so please forgive. Someone's pinched my pant. Just wait. this will be my rant, Of hate. Against the person who pinched my pant. Rant. Rant. Rant.
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Together Forever
Just a little one, inspired by my dog and her friend. Please tell me what you think. Sitting and calm, Safe from harm, Together, Forever. Happy and bright, All full of light, Together, Forever.
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Randomness
Seven-and-a-half large, green, teddy bears, fly through count Dracula's magic, pixie rainbow trail in search of free laxatives....
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Necromancer Part 5
Darrius finn. He slapped me. Hard, across the cheek, the pain searing through my face, leaving it smarting. "ow!" I yelled out loud, my voice piercing through the silence of the night.
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Cheesy Joke
What do Winnie the pooh and jack the ripper have in common. Their middle name!.
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Necromancer Part 4
Sorry it's a bit late guys, but, hope you like it. My thoughts were interrupted by voices. Voices and footsteps. The sound slicing harshly through the night.
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Necromancer
'tis the name of my story which has previously been titled something like: "second part of my story that doesn't really have a name yet".
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Ok, time to attempt to link my Opuss account with Facebook. Not sure what will happen, actually....
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The Statue
She sits, quite literally, stone still. People sit on her, take photos of her, their bright, flashing cameras blinding her momentarily. they throw things at her, rocks, food. Then the seagulls come.
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We Are Grey
We are grey. Darkness black as coal, Darkness in his eyes. Darkness in his soul, Darkness in his cries. But we are grey. Whiteness white as dove, Whiteness in her plight.
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Ouch!
That hurt!.
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Macdonalds
I was really hungry, and then the Macdonalds advert came on telly, now I never going to touch food again....
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Hey, Guys!
You know what's totally rad. Using outdated slang ironically!.
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Attention Followers!
I have just changed my profile picture. Please do not be alarmed!.
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Necromancer Part 3
As I walked back home, I pondered on what 'Ash' had meant. I supposed that anyone else would have dismissed him as a weirdo, but he just seemed so similar to me. Necromancers.
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I love...
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Necromancer Part 2
The day I met ash I knew something was about to blow. I'd always felt that I was part of something so much bigger, but that day, was when it all really kicked off.
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The Assassin
I hate guns. Too loud. Too unwieldy. But most of all, too easy. I love a challenge. I kill by a code of honour. I want my victims to fight me. They never do.
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Necromancer Part 1
Ok, so this is the start of my story, you may have seen the prologue, if not take a look at it first. Please tell me what you think.
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What Happened To The Little Monster?
He gruesome. .
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Necromancer Prologue
Moonlight shone on the calm waters of the river Styx, illuminating a small basket, bobbing slowly along. Inside the basket.
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Time Travel
Person A: I've done it. Person B: Done what. Person A: Travelled back in time. Person B: You can't travel in time. Person A: Yes I can. Look, I'll prove it. Zzzzaaap!!!!. Person A: I've done it.
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100 Followers!!!!
Wow. I've reached 100 followers. Just want to say thank you all so much. It really means a lot to me that you all are interested in my work. Thank you guys!.
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Horror Story?
As you may have noticed, I have been writing posts to do with horror/Gothic. Could you guys check them out and tell me if you think I should write a horror/gothic story.
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The Things That Cannot Be Said
I have a pair of eyes for seeing, The things that can't be said, And I find myself fleeing, From the things that I have read.
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Tongue Twister!
Can you imagine, an imaginary menagerie manager, imagining managing, an imaginary menagerie?.
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My Idiotic Maths Class
This actually happened in my Maths class earlier on today. Lol. Teacher: how many tenths in one tenth. Half the class: Ten. Morons..
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A God
I think I am one..
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Adults
They expect you to act like you're 30, then treat you like you're 3 .
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The Wrong Side Of Bed 3
Ok, so the next instalment of my backwards story, the wrong side of bed, hope you like.
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Wayne
Oh no. I just accidentally unfollowed @waynedoz !.
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Food
I love food!!!!!!!!. What's your favourite?.
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The Werewolf
Fear clutched at my heart as the evil beast of the night bounded towards me, ferocious jaws bared in a fearsome snarl.
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The Wrong Side Of Bed 2
Ok, here's the next installment of my backwards story, the wrong side of bed. Hope you like it. I can't wait for tomorrow.
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Bored
Hey, I'm bored, anyone else bored. Of you are, let's end that with loafs of comments. Comments make people smile!.
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Profile
Anyone else's profile changed. It's really annoying, all it has is my news!?!?.
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Untitled
Ok, so this is my attempt at a scene setter for a gothic story, hope you like it. If you do please tell me and I might write a full gothic story.
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What????
Opuss is messed up. I just posted something and it only did the first paragraph!!!!!.
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Gothic Scene Setter
Ok, so this is my attempt at a scene setter for a gothic story, hope you like it. If you do please tell me and I might write a full gothic story. .
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Gothic Scene Setter
Ok, so this is my attempt at a scene setter for a gothic story, hope you like it. If you do please tell me and I might write a full gothic story. .
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The Wrong Side Of Bed 1
Ok, so basically this is going to be a short story working backwards through several days where the main character says what happened on that day.
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Followers!!
Wow. Last night I had about 8 followers and now I have 19, thanks guys. About to follow yo all back!!.
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Rowling Did You Know
Did you know that J.K Rowling suffered from depression (before she became rich and famous) and based the dementors in Harry potter on the condition.
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Followers
It's so depressing when someone follows you and then unfollows you :(.
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Stuff
Stuffstuffstuffstuff.
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The Wrong Side Of Bed
Hey, if you saw the first (or rather last) installment of my backwards story, the wrong side of bed and liked it, then I'm sorry, but I won't be doing them for a while now.
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Poem
This is a poem, and it doesn't rhyme. That's probably why it took me such a long, piece of paper.
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I Am So Badass
Hey, guys, let me tell you a secret. I am really badass and sometimes, when I sign up for things, I say I have read the terms and conditions when, actually, I haven't!. I know, I'm so outrageous!.
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I Love Opuss!
Opuss is great. It's like the best bits of twitter and Facebook plus a load more epic stuff heaped on top!.
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The Wrong Side Of Bed 1
Ok, so basically this is going to be a short story working backwards through several days where the main character says what happened on that day.
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The Wrong Side Of Bed 1
Ok, so basically this is going to be a short story working backwards through several days where the main character says what happened on that day.
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I'm New!!
Ok, well this app looks great, probably no one will see this so, that's it!.
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