I usually write story's out of boredom in class....
Student: have you checked the exams. Teacher: no.. Student: why. Teacher: I have other classes to check, for your information... Student: good, because I didn't do my homework. Teacher: why.
One day, a young woman walks on the street.
If I would give you an iPhone 5, and offer you to trade it for an iPhone 1, will you trade it. No. So why do you trade a nice, fun, loving girl for a bitch?.
Yesterday, I almost cut my friend eye. . . . . . . Photoshop is dangerous!.
As I said, it was in the morning. Darnell Helio just woke up, and was very angry. Actually, he was always angry.
Math teacher: "if you have 10 tickets to Ed Sheeran concert, and I would take you 9, how many tickets you will have now?" Me: "10 tickets and a dead body.".
So there I was, standing in the front of the ally. I could only see the red spot of "fox" cigarette. I walked into the ally. It was to dark to see, so I opened my lighter.
The rain knocked on his window. "Quite!" he shouted. "I'm trying to sleep!" But the rain continued. He waved his hand and the rain stopped. Suddenly, his flippers came, floating throw the air.
"When I'm sad, I stop being sad a become awesome instead" Barney Stinson..
New York City at night. In a small, dark ally there was a man. You could only see the small red spot of his burning cigarette. I was walking to this ally that night.