Alas 'twas but a simple love of the written word that brought me to this maze of literacy...
Ephemeral and oozing lamentable tears. I fear you like the night fears the sun. Like man fears the hooded reaper. Nowhere are you to be found but everywhere you seep into my being.
Only 10% battery remains..
Oh beautiful slab of enticing protein, My heart lusts for your medium rare umame, Pink in theirselves and middle of luscious softness, Why do you tempt me so oh foul temptress of tempting things.
I love superman. But not in a gay way. That shit would hurt..
A pc is a mac with an extra chromosome..
Sometimes I feel like things just can't get any worse. Like the sky is imploding into a concave vector of ever growing destruction.
Why I hear you ask do people do stupid things. Because we are people. We are not almighty and all knowing. We are not omnipresent and everlasting.
So, you're a vampire. Yup. How do you.... Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!.
Consider the platypus. That is all....
If the bible condemns homosexuality does that mean hell is full of priests?.
Apple wants you to think differently but wants everyone to use an iPhone..
Dear x factor, If I believed you were actually trying to find talent as opposed to ridiculing the mentally ill I would watch you..
It's all a bit random. A common phrase amongst british folk. Do you know what else is random.
That we do not cry at what we have become. A society that fears nothing but everything at the same time. A troop of fundamentalists who believe in nothing, least of all human life and common decency.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. Dead, probably. Or at least wishes it was dead....
What do you call a deer with no eyes. Blind and probably in excruciating pain..
Don't do it. You have so much to live for. People care about you. Look at all these people who've come to see you. Why don't we talk about it. Let me help you. You have to think of your family.
Snowflake. Cloverleaf. Diamond. DNA..
Yes, you heard me. I am from the country the language you speak is named after. Therefore the following is fact: One takes the lift, not the elevator. One turns on the tap, not the faucet.
When I was motherfull, life was complete to some extent. Being motherless leaves a gaping hole that not marriage not parenthood not friendship can hope to fill.
iPod. iPad. iMac. iPhone. I'm alone..
Don't fear the dark. Fear what lurks in it..
A heartbeat away I feel the cold, without the presence but with fullness of touch, I hear the words... "I live on." The unknown is what I fear..
How can a person evolve from a monkey I hear you ask, clutching a holy text of some kind full of the rantings of a man who lived in a different time of different values, where science explained...