born2bbard
Ephemeral and oozing lamentable tears. I fear you like the night fears the sun. Like man fears the hooded reaper. Nowhere are you to be found but everywhere you seep into my being. Pores flush with trauma and the phobia of life itself. …
Only 10% battery remains.
Oh beautiful slab of enticing protein, My heart lusts for your medium rare umame, Pink in theirselves and middle of luscious softness, Why do you tempt me so oh foul temptress of tempting things? Look I just like steak ok.
I love superman. But not in a gay way. That shit would hurt.
A pc is a mac with an extra chromosome.
Sometimes I feel like things just can't get any worse. Like the sky is imploding into a concave vector of ever growing destruction. Sometimes it feels like darkness is enveloping my face and permeating my lungs to infect every corner of my …
Why I hear you ask do people do stupid things? Because we are people. We are not almighty and all knowing. We are not omnipresent and everlasting. We grab at what we can in the split second that is our lifetime an sometimes we grab too fast…
So, you're a vampire? Yup. How do you.... Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!
Consider the platypus. That is all...
If the bible condemns homosexuality does that mean hell is full of priests?
Apple wants you to think differently but wants everyone to use an iPhone.
Dear x factor, If I believed you were actually trying to find talent as opposed to ridiculing the mentally ill I would watch you.
It's all a bit random. A common phrase amongst british folk. Do you know what else is random? The creation of an infinite universe in which a tiny speck of a solar system exists in which one planet sustains life on which random mutation cau…
That we do not cry at what we have become. A society that fears nothing but everything at the same time. A troop of fundamentalists who believe in nothing, least of all human life and common decency. A crowd of slobbering lecherous zombies …
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Dead, probably. Or at least wishes it was dead...
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind and probably in excruciating pain.
Don't do it! You have so much to live for! People care about you! Look at all these people who've come to see you! Why don't we talk about it? Let me help you! You have to think of your family! Why won't you see reason? Why won't you liste…
Snowflake. Cloverleaf. Diamond. DNA.
Yes, you heard me! I am from the country the language you speak is named after! Therefore the following is fact: One takes the lift, not the elevator. One turns on the tap, not the faucet. One eats courgettes, not zucchini. One "visi…
When I was motherfull, life was complete to some extent. Being motherless leaves a gaping hole that not marriage not parenthood not friendship can hope to fill. Lest we forget the mothers of this world...
iPod. iPad. iMac. iPhone. I'm alone.
Don't fear the dark. Fear what lurks in it.
A heartbeat away I feel the cold, without the presence but with fullness of touch, I hear the words... "I live on." The unknown is what I fear.
How can a person evolve from a monkey I hear you ask, clutching a holy text of some kind full of the rantings of a man who lived in a different time of different values, where science explained nothing and hysteria ruled supreme. See above.