4 January 2013
Once upon a time there was a bold brave knight named Brandonist Maximus he could defeat any other knight who dared cross his path. But behold behind every knight there is a fair maiden and brandonist had the fairest maiden at his side her name was jilliandra she had hair flowing like a cascading waterfall that glimmered in the light. Now sir buttkiss was very jelous of brandonist to the point of where he devised a scheme made of pure trickery and witchcraft to get rid of brandonist once and for all. He was going to dress up as a knight and challenge brandonist to a duel but low and behold that kniving snake knew he could never beat brandonist fair and square so he made a shield where when he hit brandonist it would switch there bodies letting him have the fair maiden. On the day of the duel brandonist was feeling pretty pummed on a shuger high from allthe gogo juice he drank. The arive and bumped gauntlets now brandonist hates it when jilliandra has to see him demolish another fellow human so he sent her to the west wing of his pimped out castle to play xbox (now they disnt have xbox 360 this is the past remember) but jilliandra being a reble put on her combat boots and marches out the door and decided to check out the opponent as she snuck into his tent of evil she saw him casting the final spell he was chanting " ahah lleps a ekil dnuos ti ekam ot sdrowkcab gnihtemos etirw tsuj lli [read that backwards]" she saw this evil being for what he was not his night guise so she when the fight was starting she calld him out sayen" i know u aint messin with my man hes mine and if u trying to steal my with that funcky voodoo sheild of yours good luck cuz he aint touching that thing and as the gaurds focuses on the sheild they could tell it was bewitched so they locked up sir buttkiss to stop his reign of terror and brandonist lived hapily ever after with his fine babe jilliandra and they ruled over the land with an iron jockstrap the end.
The Tale Of Brandonist Maximus • Opuss № I