Im just me... I love all things interesting and some not so... Expect a lot of movie quote! Ha! love my tv =D
Tom: but we wont start liking each other because your a dickhead. Hal: and you are a Neanderthal. Tom: exactly, now are you coming to the shop or what?.
To-do-list:- 1. Buy an industrial screw 2. Get on a rollercoaster with someone scared 3. Take out the screw and say "Where did this come from…?".
I was wondering.. would transformers buy life insurance or car insurance?.
You can go anywhere on Google earth and the first place you go to. Your house..
There’s always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke..
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!.
I failed a safety test today. The question was what steps would you take to escape a fire. Apparently "f**king big ones" wasn't the answer..
I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up..
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To Do List: Order at Subway without saying "umm".
According to chain messages, I should've died 18 times, been raped twice, been cut 10 times and seen about 20 ghosts at the foot at my bed!.
Life's a bitch. Oh no..... Wait. That's you..
Old meaning of SORRY: "I won't do it again." New meaning of sorry: "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful.".
Facebook is like a fridge you know there is nothing new, but you check it anyway..
Sarcasm: Because beating the crap out of people is illegal..
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at..
Cool little fact.. You can't hum if you plug your nose..... Like if you tried it. Bet all of you did. .
Turning into a Ninja when your phone is ringing in another room..
Hi guys, Just wanted to say a quick hello to my new followers :) love you guys already.
Jingle bells Facebook smells. Tumblr go away. Myspace yuck, bebo sucks. Twitter all the way. AYEEEEE..
Shoving something into a cabinet, then quickly slamming it shut so it doesn't fall out..
In the morning; when somebody turns on your light to wake you up, and you're just like.. -____O.
Seriously, how can it be considered "stealing" when my neighbors WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house. I'm the victim here!.
That feeling of EPICNESS When you draw a wicked strait line without a ruler..
Yelling random numbers when someone's counting..
FACEBOOK: Because who doesnt want unbiological siblings, tons of fake friends, and being married to ur best friend whether or not its legal..
That moment when you clean your glasses and suddenly everything is in fu*king high definition..
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts..... this world would be a pretty creepy place..
Mission Impossible - plugging your phone into its charger... IN THE DARK..
I don't know my friend's address, but I know exactly where their house is..
Think of a number, double it, add six, half it, take away the number you started with. Your answer is three..
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question..
Writing. Like. This. Doesnt. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma..
Dora: "Say map." Me: *Eating cereal* Map." Boots: "Louder!" Me: *Knocks cereal off the table* FUCKING MAP!".
For the person who made internet, I just want to tell you that i freaking love you to death :).
Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go..
When a little kid draws something for you that is completely unrecognizable and you're just like "Oh, that's nice!".
*Eating fries in public*: One fry at a time because that's how civilized people eat... *Eating fries alone*: 25 AT A TIME!. OM NOM NOM!!.
Running up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way..
Ten years from now, one of the hardest challenges our kids will face will be finding a username that's still available..
That "oh shit!" moment when you lean back a little to far in your chair and then gravity takes over!.
The voices in my head They talk to me The voices in my head They comfort me The voices in my head They tell me things The voices in my head They believe in me The voices in my head Are my...
Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this..
When I clear my calculator I press the button at least 10 times just to be sure..
"Do you realize how many calories are in that?" "Do you realize how many fucks I do not give?".
I hate it when people say, "You tweet too much!" Bitch, that's what Twitter is for..
Saying, "YOU'RE WELCOME" really loudly when people don't say thank you..
Bumping into an object and saying "Ow!" even if it didn't hurt..
"This password is weak." I don't care. I want this password. -.-.
"This password is weak." I don't care. I want this password. -.-.
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree..
To do list: 1. Buy a parrot. 2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!. I turned into a parrot!" 3. Leave it in a public place..
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, Ill be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
I hate when my body is like, "Time to sneeze!" Then it's all, "LOL JOKE".
When I make a typo, I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close..
My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this message again.".
Dear everyone, upset, bored, angry or hungry - I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge..
I dare you to walk up to a random person and whisper "I shower naked".
That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to answer a text..
That son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and you step on a random wet spot..
People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me." Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.".
"Page 404 not found." But I wasn't even looking for page 404....
And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math..".
That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave..
Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription..... "Is this English?".
You: *doing annoying thing*.. Friend: Stop it!... You: *does it one more time and makes evil smile*.
There should be a special font for sarcasm. That would be sooooo useful..
You call it lazy, But I call it selective participation..
In the morning everything is brighter, louder, and more annoying..
must.....stay.....awake..... please.....text.....faster.....
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed..
Wanna access my Twitter account. Here’s my password **************.
The awkward moment when you accidentally type in your login details incorrectly and panic as you assume you've been hacked..
Wait, just let me get my "it may look like I'm listening, but I'm really not" face on..
Some people have no clue how close they are to a slap upside the head.
I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge..
See a bug outside: "Hello Mr. Bug." See a bug in your house: "DIE BITCH, DIE!!".
I hate when people See me at the super market and they are like; "hey what are you doing here?" And I'm like "Oh just hunting elephants!".
Twitter is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid..
Oh, you hashtag things on Facebook. I bet nobody finds you annoying or repulsive..
Oh, you have music on your cell phone. Play it loud for all of us, no headphones please..
A Good Friend: Calls you in jail. A Great Friend: Will visit you in jail. YOUR BEST FRIEND: *BLOWS UP WALL* "GET IN THE VAN NOW!".
Golden rule during arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar..
Seeing a twelve year old with an iPhone4. When I was 12, I boasted because my phone was slide up!.
Oh, you can't sleep tonight. Please tweet and update Facebook about your insomnia, plenty of people I'm sure would love to know. :/.
Remember when staying up late was actually exciting. Now it’s just life..
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusing expert..
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.
If my room is clean, it means that Twitter isn't working..
I try and try and all i do is fail, I try and try and you dont even care, I try and try and i just want to cry, I try and try and in the end i just give up!.
The awkward moment when even spellcheck doesn't know what you're trying to say..
"You're so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today.".
Mirror: You look so good. Camera: I beg to differ..
There’s no panic like trying to press “End Call” when you make an accidental call..
Wouldn't it be ironic if a water park burned down?.
I wonder if anyone ever goes "HEY, I SO WANNA BUY THAT TOOTHBRUSH" just after watching the TV commercial..
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Sadly, no matter how many times you say "Okay" your parents will keep on talking..