Capitalize
C'mon, you've gotta capitalize on the situation: when are you gonna find a woman this gorgeous and this desperate. - Roseanne.
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brentbyington
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I Don't Know What To Do
What are we gonna do. We're gonna dust off our g-strings and tap dance our way back into America's heart!.
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What Kids Do
That's what kids do: get dirty, roll in junk, cut their tongues licking a cactus.
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