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"That's an odd place to put a piano?".
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browe454
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Anyone else bored of not being rich, famous or on the moon?:L.
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Revision is like a dog, I haven't fed it in so long it's died:/.
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Last night, I got drunk..
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#OpussProblems
You've quoted wrong, do I correct and save you later embarrassment or do I ignore it and let you realise on your own?. #OpussProblems.
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Everyone loved the moment as a kid when you found an extra jaffa cake in you're snack pack!.
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You think everyone on Opuss is depressing. I'm sure you're really happy with the person you are, all the time..
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Sign me out Opuss?. Why would you do that to me?-.-.
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'Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.'.
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Banana
Who said being normal was a good thing?.
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Smile :-)
It's scientifically proven, worrying always makes things worse. So smile and things will get better.
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Paul
"Three boobs... That's awesome".
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Nobody likes losing half a biscuit in their tea-.-.
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My mum wanted to change the world, but she couldn't find a babysitter..
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Society puts lots of restraints and limitations on you but just think: no one owns you; no one can truly control what you do, say or are; no one is perfect but everyone is special; and burgers are...
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Anyone else get that sinking feeling that means ohhhh damn what have I forgotten now...?.
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Say What?
Society is messed up. If someone accepts a compliment they are up themselves, if they reject it they are attention seeking. If you don't have a lot of sex your frigid if you do you're a whore.
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It's not what you do or say but it's how you do it or how you say it. You can do what you want but do it in your own way..
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Why do people hurt other people to make themselves seem better, making others worse doesn't make you better..
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Ponderen'
I try to never get angry at people, because the things we hate most in other people are often the things we hate most about ourselves..
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Dog Walken'
My friends dog killed a rabbit on our dog walk, mine was really upset.
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My family are being so weird tonight. It's like they're all high.
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Chat Up Like A Bosssss
Rocks, paper, take off all your clothes..
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Chat Up Like A Bosssss
Mary had a little let me run your boobies.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Have sex with me..
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Aussie Life
When I smell homemade donuts it reminds me of a shopping mall in australia I used to visit when I was little, it's a happy memory...
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*Sigh*
How is it when I think things are going badly something good always happens but when I think things are brilliant everything goes wrong?.
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American Life
America just seem's like a really happy place to live, I'm going to move there, get fat on McDonald's and die in a police car chase..
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Love Of My Life
I literally adore food!:s I think if it wasn't illegal and weird then I would marry food so we can be together forever...<3.
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Chat Up Like A Bosssss
If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus fine!.
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Words To Live By...
'Be yourself, for yourself'.
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