23 June 2012
My Girlfriend's parents here for tea,
Feel like they're inspecting me.
No white gloves for the dust test,
Still I'm feeling rather stressed.
The laughs are long and very loud,
Hope my girlfriend remains proud.
The fish tank always wows the guest,
Seems to make them so impressed.
Glad I've had the time to clean,
(Once over with mr sheen).
Hoovered floors and made the bed,
Wonder what they'll find instead?
Makes me wish I hadn't been meaner,
And agreed to get a cleaner.
House Inspection • Opuss № I