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'Can I take your order sir?' Asked the waiter. 'Certainly not! I'm eating it and I'm paying for it!!'
If you're engaged, take a close look at your fiancé and think, would you sacrifice your life, for him, the cheesy, smelly man sitting next to you.
You will live a long life, don't let anything stand in your way.
'When opportunity uses a knocking app, you answer!' - Ant Farm, Disney
If I was a millionaire, I'de have a big fancy house, With a big back garden full of wood louse If I was a millionaire. I'de have my own swimming pool, A princesses tiara with diamond jewels, If I was a millionaire, I'de declare world peace,…
Valentina woke up. She yawned sleepily. There was was a big ditch in-between 2 clouds so you could clearly see the earth. Valentina tried to jump over the gap, but her legs weren't big enough and her spring wasn't high enough. Her wings fai…
Up in the clouds, high in the sky sat a small, baby angel. Everyday she went up to her mother and said, 'Dear mother, what is down there?' And she would point at the earth. 'The humans my darling, the barbarians.' Her mother would exclaim w…
Webbed hands, Fragile face, Unknown part of the human race. Unsettled eyes, Flickering hair, Keep away and beware!
Smell of bleach, Dribbling tears, People dying over the years, Visitors coming, Visitors going, Not knowing the news of the morning, Bleeding and scars, Hits of bars, Crashes in cars, Joy of the birth of a baby girl, Just entering a whole …
Where words fail, music speaks - Anonymous
When I was five I got a dog alas, Not knowing he had some problems with gas, So he stinks the house out day and night, I'll tell ya it's not a nice smell alright! He runs up the stairs barges open our gate, While I'm down the library with …
You'll never believe what happened last night, It was such a shock oh such a sight, Freya was the one to blame came running down our back lane. 'Martine Martinez I'm going insane' Well I went and got my father kaine
There was once an old lady, Who Loved Paul o Grady, And even stranger, She loves serious danger! She tried and tried to open a can, So she asked Bertie a 123 year old man, He acted like a sure man, But what was strange is that he collapsed…
Sirens calling, Innocent men falling, Into the blue with us, Sailors dying, Widows crying, All because of us.
My little brother, He's like no other, Always got his nose in trouble, His favourite thing is lipstick, And he gives a good kick, But who am I to burst his bubble? He torments our dog, And pretends he's a frog, I'm so glad he wasn't a doubl…
'Sometimes it's better for beauty to be on the inside and not the outside.'
Sophie lay in bed thinking about her mam and her dad and her new little sister. She sighed and drifted off. 'Sophie, he's here!' Her mum said. Sophie jumped up. She was wearing a pink princess dress. Her mum opened the babies blanket to see…
It's simple frog and me, We are a pair like jam and tea, Always together on each others backs, Through thick and thin, fights or attacks, Frog and me we are a bunch, Like the cutlery to your lunch, Best friends we are I'll never leave him,…
It is typical jimmy and me, I sometimes date his brother lee, It's not lees fault he's smoking hot or makes cute girls stand on spot, Blooming typical jimmy and me, Don't love each other diddly dee, Were classed as partners at me school,…
Children playing, tree leaves swaying, trampling on the great green grass. Sunshine beaming, children gleaming, sitting on the great green grass. Mouths crunching, eyes scrunching, running on the great green grass. Balls bouncing, parent…
Those who stand on the pavement and watch are cruel, Along with the others who bully and laugh who think they're cool, Or the ones who glare whore unsure about the world, This could be all in ONE, little girl.