4 August 2012
Be warned...It's not pleasant..xxx
The neighbours, at last, have stopped shagging, How the hell did they both survive that? He's about 80 with very short legs and she is as blind as a bat...
I try not to picture the carnage, the mishmash of bodily parts.. but my mind starts to put it together as soon as the the bump & grind starts..
And later I'll be in the garden Pegging out all my whites on the line, and she'll want to speak of the weather and I'll have to pretend it's all fine!
But I'm thinking unthinkable questions for the noise I could give her such grief But I'd sooner go inside & vomit.. as she picks grey hairs from her teeth.......
The shagging has stopped! • Opuss № I