15 August 2012
Please read to the end - I'm mortified - yet laughing still now!..!! xx
So there's this woman in the corner shop, who keeps me talking for a good half hour, every time I call in! Pain in the ass! Told me all about her affair, and how the guy was so hot and how he was leaving his wife for her etc.... Yawn..!!!So I decided to plan my trips when her car was not outside! Very clever I though - Bunts on a mission!!
Down I go after work for my pint of milk...fingers crossed..and...There is a God...young lady behind the counter..one of the other Mums from school! Perfect!The chat was short and polite (Just what you want when you just want a pint of milk..!!)
Finally I said, "Thanks, usually I get this old woman, going on about this fella who's leaving her husband to be with her..What a saddo!!!"The girl agreed, and I went to leave the shop...as the woman's car pulls up outside!!! "Just in time!" I said, "Here's player of the year now!!" and I left the shop.
The woman got out of her car and shouted "Hiya Luv..Y'Alright..??!"... I held up the milk, and nodded...."Off for a brew!!"
To which she replied, "Aw, I'm just picking up Joanne...MY DAUGHTER..Did my shift today!!!!!!
Best find another corner shop........
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