5 July 2012
I've got one bollock that's bigger than the other It's never really caused me any bother. They are my twins and I like them equally They flop about when I go for a pee.
As I get older I have found They are getting closer to the ground. Sometimes when I sit down quick They get squashed 'tween thigh and dick.
But my little furry friends are always there Looking to escape and find fresh air. I like to put my hands down inside my jeans Its a comfort thing picked up in my teens.
Bollocks • Opuss № I