5 December 2012
Dear Jimmy, nice quiff by the way Not sure Opussians agree with all that you say
Perhaps the content is not to your taste But there's more to life than writing about your own man paste
I read that you want to publish some art? Looked to me more like an unfortunate shart
Ive heard some good ole boys were dragged up, not reared Is that what happened to the missing parts of your beard?
As for feather, I don't know what you think from you she could get? I'm sure chlamydia and a fungal foreskin are not where her priorities are set.
It can't be easy to see anyone of the opposite sex without wanting to hump her, But here's some advice, have a shower and a shave, and for gods sake change that jumper!
Dear Jimmy • Opuss № I