2 February 2013
I might get served my tatties today, I'm at work, but it's time to play.
Two bad men are having their weekend cut short, A weekender followed by their day in court.
Coming quietly is something they don't understand, But I'll be there to lend them a hand.
I'm in the biggest gang, of that there is no doubt, And two bad men are about to find out.
It's days like this that I love my job, Rolling about fighting bullies on the rob.
Punched, kicked, spat on and probably bit, I'll get the last laugh when I lock up the shit.
Good Day At The Office • Opuss № I