8 March 2013
The animals went in two by two, Except for dinosaurs, cos they ain't true.
While Noah and his kin were on a cruise, with everything from ladybug to lion, All other living things were drowning, innocently dying.
Four hundred and fifty feet long and forty-five high, To fit two of every species, but the bible doesn't lie.
Eight men and women to feed them all and shovel all their shit, Even from the men that brought you the talking snake, this is stretching it a bit.
Then from Noah's clan the whole world was populated, But how come only a certain few remembered this and felt elated?
Noah's Ark • Opuss № I