12 July 2012
I have a hairy bum I'm hairy from my tum.
It doesn't cause me trouble, Except when I'm bending over double.
You see after a serious turd, I'm not sure you girls have heard.
It's hard to clean my crack, While avoiding a dangling sack.
Little bits of poo, Stuck to my bum like glue.
I have to cut them off, Being careful not to cough.
With a mirror on the ground, I dispose of what I've found.
Tag Nuts • Opuss № I