27 June 2012
My wife and her big hammer toes In growing toe nail that grows and grows I'm trying to watch the footy without a fuss While she squeezes it and out pops puss
Years of wearing tiny shoes Fashion over comfort she did choose Industrial clippers are required Electric chainsaw might get hired
I try politely to maintain my space But that toe is staring me in the face On Monday the chiropodist will need a visit An in growing nail, the toe won't miss it.
Toe Puss • Opuss № I