@Will10203

Expecting

Hi, I'm Natalie. I'm 16 years old and I live in a dumping ground. My cease to exist to me. I've never met them and never want to.

@Uuzka

КВН

Совсем недавно наша команда КМТС (Кого Могли Того Собрали) сыграла в серебряном кубке КВН. Из трех заданий первые два мы лидировали с отрывом, но потом все поменялось.

@purple_snowdrop

Stop!

That ticking make it stop. Please make it stop. I hear it in my mind every single day, every single minute, every single second. Just please make it stop. The ticking that says my life is almost up.

@stephenB

What's The Deal Here...?

I'm not sure what Opuss is about... It seems like a place for everyone to repeat their Dad's oldest jokes and to use wistful, yet over-used comments by Winston Churchill and Oscar Wilde...

@dewday0483

Look in the mirror and smile like your the sunshine x ;).

@Espekayen

The Cheek Of It

My wife just burst in on me and said, "You're so immature. You need to grow up!" Can you believe it. The sign on my fort clearly states: "No girls allowed.".

@dewday0483

If somebody says" your ugly"to you , you say "who els thinks that"?.

@RDE

Dubstep

Alien 1: Did you send the death threat to earth yet. Alien 2: Yes, they started dancing around and called it 'dubstep'.