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Do you ever get that, when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself...I'm not as hungry as I thought I was. ~ Tim Vine.
At the end of the day there's another day dawning. And the sun in the morning is waiting to rise. Like the waves crash on the sand. Like a storm that'll break any second. There's a hunger in the land.
Finally got home today after traveling around the UK for the last two months-ish. I have to say I should have turned off my radio before leaving... Oops.
I get really easily distr Oh look a cat.
I'm calling you at 3 AM and I'm standing here right outside your door.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each of them lies a parable of truth.
A man in his mid sixties with grey hair, stooped walk and slight limp in his left leg - but what really got me were his eyes. They seemed to shine with a joke that only he knew.
I had a discussion with a teacher recently about the nature of the universe, I asked them how everything came into being and I got the most confusing but simple answer in return.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W.C.Fields.
History is what made us ... but it can also destroy us..
Due to it being twenty past three in the morning with me being awake for thirty-nine hours my thoughts begin to turn to things such as conger eels joining a conga line.
Came home to my cat leaving a rat about the same size as it on my doorstep.
I was talking to the BT Infinity people recently, they told me they could get it to me anywhere in the country.
Mathematics is the art of accurate reasoning on inaccurate figures..
Sitting in the sun revising when my iPod came up with a temperature warning telling me it had overheated and it needed to cool down before I could use it again.
-Be prepared, there will be people in that room that are enemies. That makes for a bad situation altogether. Be ready, be prepared, and for gods sake stay sexy. -Cant you be serious for one minute.
-You sound like a dying animal. -I'm just trying to lighten the mood, and steal the jobs from the birds and the cats....
Remember, it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run..
The less we look with our eyes, the more we will see with our hearts..
Today I sat down to write a report for class, six hours later and I still hadn't written a thing, But I did win 7 out of 245 games of solitaire..
I was sitting outside with the sun splitting the trees revising, just came inside for lunch bringing my books with me and now while I'm waiting for the cheese to melt on my toast I look out the...
A room full of monkeys armed with typewriters, will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare..
Nineteen years later and the diesels hammered on.
I have one thing to say to you... Don't get him angry, you wouldn't like him angry!.
It is easier to trust your instincts and then admit that you are wrong, than to doubt yourself and fail miserably..
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride and nothing is guaranteed..
Really don't have anything interesting to say due to being stuck inside all day doing coursework while the sun was splitting the trees outside, how I hate the way British weather works.
It was pointed out to me today that I am overly sarcastic. No shit sherlock..
Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, the answer is yes..
"It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers." "Who said that?" "...Me".
Your entire presentation is reckless, dangerous, criminal, and a devious pack of lies. What kind of job did you possibly hope to get here. Well I had considered becoming a politician..
This evening I was lying on the sofa with my girlfriend, she put her cold hands on me so I decided to return the favour . I ended up getting bitten... think I somehow got the bad end of that deal..
Sprayed some bug repellent on a bug, now it's going to have no friends..
It's a dog eat dog world out there, where the bigger dog always wins. Do you know what the moral is. If they're dogs you become a dinosaur..
Father, Father, Father help us Send us some guidance from above 'Cause people got me, got me questionin' Where is the love -Black Eyed Peas.