27 January 2012
I'm gonna buy me a car before a crib
I'm gonna buy me the new iPhone 4s before a baby monitor
I'm gonna travel to London before the obgyn
I'm gonna buy me a Chanel purse before a diaper bag
I'm gonna drink at the bar til 4 am before waking up every 2 hours
I'm gonna get my hair did before a child's first hair cut
I'm gonna go out everyday before staying home all day
I'm gonna vomit my guts out before burping
I'm gonna stress over college essays before birth certificate
I'm gonna run my business before a child runs me
I'm gonna cash in before cashing out
When all are done on this list, then you can nag me for a child
Until then, let me live my life
Baby Dramas • Opuss № I