6 February 2012
Guy 1 stands behind Guy 2 in line. Guy 2 sneeze Guy 1: bless you Guy 2: oh sorry, i dont believe in God, I am an atheist. Guy 1: oh, so if you are an atheist, what do you become when you die? Guy 2: I will become a tree. Guy 1: so when you die, become a tree; some guy with his big chain saw, will come and cut you down, put you through a shredder, make a book out of you, and stamp "The Holy Bible" right on top of you!
This joke never fails me!
Dane Cook Joke • Opuss № I