The Black Cat

@rebeccanicholl

My Granny Has A Goat

"Jenny dear, it's your own fault you picked the knickers with strawberries all over them!" called mum. " I thought they were rather cute." mumbled Jenny.

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@mort

Slugs

I feel for you. I really do. All alone. With no home. You mooch about. All day long. Without a care in the world. Like nothing's wrong. You're in my garden. Eating leaves like bugs. I'll kill you.

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@Franizo

The Cereal Killer

Shadows looming over him, the figure stood with his cold eyes glaring. There it was; right there. It was so easy, so simple. He could just do it - no witnesses, no one to accuse him - so he did.

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@Pompe

That Moment

It was not until I was done i noticed that there actually were some toiletpaper left on the top shelf..

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@mort

The Condom

Little willy Big willy Thin willy Fat willy Buried willy Monster willy Spotty willy Shaved willy It doesn't matter what willy you have, apparently one size fits all.. The condom.

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@nollaigdream

The Beast

The beast woke from her slumber. She groaned. That irritating little noise bleeped constantly. She smashed her fist down on it and the bleeping stopped.

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@jaderock47

Friends

Me and you is friends You smile, i smile... You hurt, i hurt... You cry, i cry... You jump of a bridge... i gonna miss you E-mails.

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@DemonCarter

Teenage Troubles Chap. 1 - Polar Opposites

It seemed that it had been a while, for Travis Maclean that is, that the sun shined on the hateful school that was Green Hill High. He adjusted his shoulder bag, and undid his top button.

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