13 December 2012
We know what it's about We have all heard the phrase Bah humbug he would shout
Sitting counting out his coins Paying his staff no mind Moaning about everything He was that way inclined
Until he got the visits From the Christmas ghosts Past, present and future Were his nightly hosts
He soon changed his tune Got his wallet out Christmas had changes for him Of this there was no doubt
Charles Dickens wrote this tale in 1843 Makes me wonder how he knew Ebenezer would marry me
I don't say this in spite I love my husband dearly But he has changed over night Something has happened clearly
He went to bed a grumpy grinch Christmas was a farce Woke up this morning With tinsel up his a***
Don't know what happened Don't think I ever will But noddy holders got nothing On his Christmas shrill
I am not complaining Although I find it odd I can't believe how he's changed He's was such a grumpy sod
He's sorted out the Xmas lights Stacked the fridge with beer Merry Christmas everyone I think Santa's here?
©13/12/12
Scrooge • Opuss № I