caromidget

Whenever I see an ex with a new girl I try not to fret...Mammy always said we should give our old toys to the less fortunate (;

Jelly Bro? • Opuss № I

Roses are dead Violets are dead Man I suck at gardening

Garden • Opuss № I

Well...I think we all have one...even of we haven't written it down we all have things we wanna do before we die. It may be skydiving or visiting Paris, or whatever you're into...those are all fine I suppose I've also got all the clichés on…

Bucket List • Opuss № I

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business ! Guffaw

Who's Up For A Joke • Opuss № I

'I find that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy' -Albert Einstein What a cracker box <3

Quotables • Opuss № I

Yes, in my profiler I am riding a wooden elephant in the zoo playground...you jelly bro?(lots of meme quotes from me too). That was a fun school trip...I'd like to say I learned a lot but really all I did was have the bant and ride a LOT of…

Profiler • Opuss № I

Well...what is there to say really...16 years old, born and breed in the beautiful green isle...just looking for a project for the summer. About myself? I'm tall, slim, love basketball, Russell Howard (you'll hear a lot about him), sleeping…

Me? • Opuss № I

Oh how stressful! My first Opuss status yolk thing... No idea what to write as my intro! :p well, how you all doing today I suppose!? Nah that blows...how about I enter with a joke...well I dont know any good vegetable ones yet...but if yo…

Intro • Opuss № I