Happiness!
NoschoolnoschoolnoschoolnoschoolNOSCHOOL!!!!. ...With five exclamation marks..
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carrotstick
13 year old blogger/madman/trollface/magician/opussian/fish from England.
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Stories by @carrotstick (27)
Modified - Part 2
The meeting finishes quickly, and soon I'm back in the corridor. As I walk back to my office, a young Asian man stops me.
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People
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who end their sentences.
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Modified - Part 1
I barge through the crowded corridors, my phone still in my hand. It bears the message - "Where are you Jason. Meeting has started." I send a man sprawling as I bowl past him.
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Diseased
One day, an old man named John Reeve woke up with a terrible pain in his gut. He had never, in his seventy-nine years of life, experienced anything like it.
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Opuss
Is it possible to like your own opuss?.
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Twisted
#twisted When the phone rang, James Black was reading a newspaper and eating his breakfast. He reached across the table, picked up the phone and spoke: 'Hello?' 'Hello, is this James Black.
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Twisted
I think that it's time for a new competition/event. So here is my challenge: Create a story (whatever genre you want) and tag it with the word #twisted.
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My World
#myworld The wind softly sings its quiet tune to the loud, messy world that I occupy. The thin red grass by the cliff's edge sways. A giant shape eclipses the green-tinted sunset.
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Aliens
I would like to discuss with you, readers, the question of whether aliens exist or not. Please join the debate in the comments section. My opinion is: of course aliens exist.
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Why?
Why are all of the top Opusses poetry. Why. Why?. WHY?!?!?!.
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A Letter From My Cousin.
Dear Sam, Good news. I'm outta the slammer. (you may remember that two years ago, I was falsely convicted of murdering my entire family.
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Freedom
"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four." Winston Smith, 1984. "Screw that, I looked it up and he's wrong." Me, 2012..
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I'm Sad
Read the title. I got a glitch for 2 months that meant I couldn't use opuss. So I've had to cancel my story. :(.
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Realisation
After twelve years of using lip balm, I discovered today that it is not a suppository. Why did nobody tell me this before?!.
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Life
Life is sometimes not worth living, but what else can you do with it?.
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Sacrifice
The sluggish air holds the stench of death on its misty tongue. I limp past the rubble of the destroyed shops that once lined this street.
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Advice:
To anyone who likes the Hunger Games, check out Patrick Ness' "Chaos Walking" trilogy. It is EPIC..
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Should I Write A Story?
Read the title. I've been meaning to for a while. If you think I should, please like this opuss. p.s. follow me or die!.
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Mac
There once was a young man named Mac, Who every night slept in a sack. One morning he said, I must have a bed - Then died of a fatal heart attack.
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Question
Does anyone else keep getting annoying messages from Opuss about karma. (I now have 500 karma, thanks to Opuss!).
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Proud
I am immensely proud that I am using this app, especially as I can't read..
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Diagnosis
My doctor just told me that my cancer is improving remarkably... It is now able to resist all known treatments!.
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This Is New...
People have recently started liking my Opusses. (maybe because I have bothered to write some.) Why am I bothering to write this?.
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Stop It!
Why do people keep calling me stupid. Maybe I'm not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, but at least I can spel!.
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My Boss
My boss is slimy and greasy. He is heartless and spineless, and he has far too much dough... Conclusion: my boss is a pizza!!!.
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My Religious Beliefs
Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it, depends what you put into it!!!.
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