15 July 2012
It's late, I don't feel great. In fact I am feeling quite irate!
My mate! Her name is Kate, Has just walked off and left me in a state!
If I could wait, To get a date. Let's be honest i could have it on a plate.
I'm sure it's fate, That people hate, To hang around to find someone just for my ego to inflate.
A mass debate? To masturbate ? To create A situation that's left me in this state!
Today I ate, An entire crate, Of chocolate that has made me put on weight.
I've laid the bait, I've closed the Gate! And because of that I'm gonna tell you straight!
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Random Rhyming Nonsense • Opuss № I