Rude Realisations

@ipekatalay

Mushroom By Louis Tomlinson

Louis Tomlinson: Why did the mushroom go to the party?...Because he was a fun-gi. Zayn: AAAHHHHH ALSJDOWJSSK OLDOFHJSLSAJAKSHSOS OH MAH GAAAAWD ASDKFDLWHSOS!!!!!.

@iPuss

Blarhhgg!!

Its sunday and I don't want to get out of bed. Gotta walk my mutts!!.

@Kinuthia

The Early Bird

"We tend to think too much of the good luck of the early bird; and too little of the bad luck of the early worm".

@RDE

Madagascar

Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas. Skipper the Penguin: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. [all four penguins waving].

@TheCookieMonster

I like being weird. Weird's all I've got and that's my sweet style!.

@Mr_Coolio

A where ma keys, a where ma phone….

@Zorua101

Clouds

Every cloud has a silver lining... That's why I don't recommend travelling by air..

@janinasparv

martin

"du kan väl fråga någon som bryr sig".