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charlesthepig

Writing first novel, 'A Dead Pig Called Charles', and occasional musician, ranty blogger and tweeter (@charlesthepig). www.charlesthepig.com

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charlesthepig
2012-04-23T07:30:45

Frustration Free

As I said I would, due to the unremitting take-over of Bieberphiles and copycats on here, resulting in the sinking of authors in a tide of drivel, I have launched an alternative, to filter out the...

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charlesthepig
2012-04-15T16:18:57

Motivation #2

@Lyceumo asked whether we write for ourselves or for an audience. I agree with @KT77 , in that both are motivations. I write because I enjoy the creation of texts and I do pain over them.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-15T15:15:53

Jazzwank

The experience felt by all jazz musicians, just like their audiences don't..

4 0 12 words
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charlesthepig
2012-04-14T20:33:36

Revisionist Humour

I had a dream last night that I was eating my pillow and, when I woke up, my giant marshmallow had gone!.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-14T19:30:12

Short Stuff

I worry about writing short stuff. I worry that, by not writing many short Opusses, I am alienating some users who do not want to read longer texts. Should I strike more of a balance.

4 5 155 words
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charlesthepig
2012-04-14T14:12:20

Monkeys' Uncles and Aunties

What are we to become. Tens of thousands of years of evolution and this is all we have to show for it.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-14T00:27:29

Wouldn't It Be Nice...

Wouldn't it be nice, to one day to be the person that is quoted. Craig Horton.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-13T18:15:50

Authors Unite!

From what I can tell, 16 out of the top 20 Opusses today have been copied and pasted from somewhere else on the Internet. What hope do authors have on here?.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-13T07:50:07

Oooh... Pick Me! PICK ME!!...

Okay then, Hands up who's sick of dreadful arses thinking they are worth listening to. Myself not included, obviously. This morning on the news... The Government's Behaviour Tsar (Really.

4 2 170 words
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charlesthepig
2012-04-12T21:47:58

Hmmm...

Looking at the top listings here, most seem to be for Opusses that are one sentence long.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-12T14:02:02

World Of The Thick

I just saw a sign on some obvious steps that said 'steps' and had a diagonal arrow to show you that the steps would facilitate an 'upward and forward' journey. Do we really need this.

20 2 642 words
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charlesthepig
2012-04-11T23:56:25

Toad of Toad Hall

I look in the mirror and I see a toad. I don't want to but there it is. A pale, hairy toad with a miserable look on its face.

2 3 158 words
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charlesthepig
2012-04-11T23:10:55

Good So Far...

This seems like such a good idea. Authors of a variety of genres getting to share their work and read the work of others. What a beautiful and stimulating concept.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-11T22:46:49

Why We Need A New World Order...

If there were to be one single peace-loving government of the world, no border would close, no child would be left uneducated, there would be universal healthcare, employment could be shared so all...

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charlesthepig
2012-04-11T22:43:21

Fairies

I am starting a new religion. In my religion, Larry Grayson is Lord of All Things and evil fairies do his bidding here on earth.

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charlesthepig
2012-04-11T10:18:24

God's Reset Button

Over the last few days, I have been contemplating the process of vomiting, in-between vomiting as part of the most violent bout of V&D I have ever had the misfortune to be involved in.

4 0 205 words