8 August 2012
Monday
'Tilly, sit down,' 'No miss-' 'Tilly' 'No miss I....I...me need to ask you a question,' 'What Tilly' asked miss berry. 'He....Um....Ham....Um...' Tilly started. 'I AM SAM NOT HAM, BILLY' Sam screamed 'No no no, I am Tilly not billy,' Tilly sighed, 'Anyway, Ham-No no-Sam said that trumps are called farts....W..Which their not,' Tilly told miss berry 'Tilly, Sam, you are both right,' miss berry said.
Tuesday
'Miss,' 'Yes Tilly,' miss berry turned to her 'Sam, said that his bro-ther said that another word for bums is a girl donkeys name,' Tilly told her teacher proudly. 'Sam here now,' Miss Berry called. Sam obediently stood next to her. 'Don't say words that you hear from your brother, Sam. You shouldn't be using that kind of lanuage.' Miss Berry told him firmly. He nodded and ran off.
Wednesday
'Miss' 'Tilly, my dear what is it today, that is bothering you,' Miss berry turned to see her. 'Sam, said another word for wee is pee.' 'Tilly, Ignore him ' miss berry said, 'Ok' Tilly nodded. Then walked off. 'Sam, ignore Tilly,' miss berry told him. 'No' he said cheekily and ran off.
Thursday
'Miss-' 'Yes Tilly,' 'Sam, said you can't say shoot!' Tilly said, ' He said its naughty' 'I told you to ignore him' 'I did, Sam didn't ' Tilly walked off and came back. 'He also said poo is true' She walked off again.
Friday
'Miss-' 'NO TILLY GO AWAY I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY MORE FROM SAM OR YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!' 'But miss-' 'NO I DONT WANNA HEAR IT SHUT UP TILLY' 'Miss' 'WHAT!!??' 'I only need a wee or pee' 'Sorry Tilly, Go for a wee' Tilly ran to the toilets. 'Beryl Berry' the headmaster walked in, 'Your fired' 'WHAT' 'Your fired'
Bye Bye miss berry.
A Week To Nursery • Opuss № I