@natashadanais

Conversation With My Little Brother

Shit happens. But why. I don't know it's life. How come. Cause it's lifes' fucked up job. Oh that's always fun..

@dwdisney

Thomas: mum, why are girls never into me Mum: well son your only 12 Thomas: but it's my birthday next week and I'll be 13 Sister: I first got my boyfriend when I was about 15 Thomas: liar.

@felixals

- The world is a dream, you say, and it's so lovely, sometimes. Sunset. Clouds. Sky... - No. The image is a dream. The beauty is real. Can you see the difference?.

@nicole9208

Teacher And Child

Child: miss Teacher: yes Child: is god a doctor . Teacher: no why. Child: because it say in the bible that god gave tablets to Moses..

@sunshine36

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Act 1 Scene 1 The grey sky surrounded the yellow house... Marline: Why are you like this to me, always pushing me away. Josh: Because I feel I have to protect you, because your only a child.

@Chrysanthemum

Maybe it's just me, or it, most probably, is you. Either way dude, you need to get a hold on yourself. Okay, imagine this, two people on a train, one sits at the back, and the other at the front.

@pratheep_ux

Y.

@kariss

Great News!

Girl: Hey mum. Got great news. Mum: You got 100 on your Maths test?. Girl: I said great news. Not a bloody christmas miracle!.