chrisl
Sorry I'm getting bored of this app cya
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger- a guy that I forgot the name of.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
That awkward moment when you are about to hug someone extremely sexy, and then you hit the mirror.
That awkward moment when you are about to hug someone extremely sexy, and then you hit the mirror.
Zombies eat brains, you're safe.
I was minding my own business when someone called me a retard, I almost choked on my shoelace.
Rowan Atkinson, a man who is able to make three generations of people laugh, without saying a thing.
Second hand guitar, no strings attached
When people ask me if I'm asleep, I say no to confuse them.
What do you call a travelling potato? Chipsy
I like left handed gloves, but then on the other hand I don't.
I don't understand how people get eaten by sharks. I mean wouldn't they hear the music?
The last man on earth, heard a knock at the door.
They told me I was gullible... And I believed them.
I've always had an over-active imagination.Like that time I found myself drowning in an ocean of Tango - it took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.