O ne C lean D yson
Whilst hoovering off my Hoover it dawned on me that I may have the teensiest OCD problem....
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chy
Just TRYING to live the way God wants me to and give him all the Glory. KiK is tigger35 talk to me
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The Life That I Loved
The life that I love sat me down one day And it told me that it was going away It said that it had loved me but I was holding it back And that things between us had gotten off track.
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A Little Nashville Love
I've caught a few episodes of the show Nashville and I'm really loving some of the song lyrics so I thought I'd share my favs so far.
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Huggable Me
I've always been a hugger giving hugs from my heart within. Some people think its plain silly, other people think it a sin. My arms are always ready in times of sadness or in cheer.
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Paramour
#acrostic. A las my beloved paramour. M ust our love remain always hidden. O ur hearts though true & constant forever be forbidden. Under nights safe cover our hearts seek to find its mate.
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This Woman's Worth
This woman's worth more than her weight in gold Giving valuable love that can't be bought or sold. Love, cherish & respect her, always try to understand.
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Miss Communication...
Just remembered my username and password for my KiK account. Signed in to find lots of unanswered messages going back a while...
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Is This Love That You're Feeling
You say this is love, your heart beats only for me But can love be true from one that's not free. Is it passion or lust that give heat to your eyes. Are you telling me more then sweet little lies.
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In Your Arms
Laying right here in your arms there's no place I'd rather be. The warmth of your body melting away the cares of the day. The deep mellow sound of your voice soothing my minds fears.
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Feed Me!
Where has my feed gone??. I can't see any new postings!.
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Riddle Me This
I run a distance without moving an inch. I bear the burden of many, for me it's a synch. I'll help aid the journey on which you go. Where that journey ends I'll never know.
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As more and more stores find horse meat in their products is does make me wonder how far we are from a Soylent green situation....
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That Darn Cat!
Without fail my cat ALWAYS manages to get in the way when I'm decorating. Now it looks like I own a skunk with blue hi lighted whiskers... I'm so tempted to leave him like that..
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Day Of The Child
I think today I'll relax & give the day to my inner child I'll give her full control of the reigns and let her run quite wild I'll have 2 scoops of ice cream with my soldiers & my egg And after...
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Mysteries Of The Universe
Where do squirrels go to the toilet. Does it drop from the air, sit on the ground?. I need to know where to dodge.
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What is it with men liking long hair on women. Is it all men. Anybody would think I was going to commit murder with the scissors instead of cutting a few inches off my hair.....
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Riddle 15
Up on high I sit in my place no rosy cheeks show on my face Although light I can only reflect I'll guide your way without neglect I may hold secrets you can unlock Or I may simply be just a rock..
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Riddle 14
We are little airy creatures, All of different voice and features; One of us in glass is set, One of us you'll find in jet, T'other you may see in tin, And the fourth a box within; If the fifth...
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Riddle 13
Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks.
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Riddle 12
Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me When I have flown..
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Riddle 11
I'm at the center of gravity, what am I?.
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Riddle 10
I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
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Riddle 9
What always runs, but never walks, Has a mouth, but never talks, Has a bed, yet never sleeps, Water flows, though never weeps?.
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Riddle 8
What should you keep after you've given it?.
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Riddle 7
It can be said: To be gold is to be good; To be stone is to be nothing; To be glass is to be fragile; To be cold is to be cruel. Unmetaphored, what am I?.
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Riddle 6
I'm often held, yet rarely touched; I'm always wet, yet never rust; I'm sometimes wagged and sometimes bit; To use me well, you must have wit..
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Riddle 5
It stands alone, with no bone or solid form. Adamant, it prospers never wrong, though hurt it may. Twistable, malleable, might it be, but always straight as an arrow..
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Funny Riddle
To exit from this awful place, The eastern corridor you must pace And chant the magic words: OWAH TAGOO SIAM.
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Riddle 4
What does man love more than life,. hate more than death or mortal strife;. That which contented men desire,. the poor have, the rich require;. The miser spends, the spendthrift saves,.
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Riddle3
What is always in front of you but can not be seen?.
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Riddle2
What is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?.
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Riddle
I know a word of letters three, Add two more and fewer there will be..
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A Utility Holiday
I've worked out that I could go away for the winter and it would be cheaper than staying at home and paying my gas and electricity bill!.
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Mathematical Baking
2 carrot cakes + 2 chocolate cakes + 2 apple crumbles + 20 shortbread heart cookies + 9 fairy cakes = 1 very knackered me!.
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I Am Not My Hair
I get told that I have "good" hair because of its texture and length etc... Now I think I'm supposed to gush pleasure at these compliments but to be honest it kind of annoys me.
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Untitled
The BBC shall no longer be getting my money..
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Talk T. V
I REALLY have to stop shouting directions and comments at tv shows.....
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Premature Ventricular Palpitations ©
Ambling along No time for birdsong Straight my vision steered Suddenly he appeared With the darkest brown eyes that sparkle & glisten Drawing me in... Oh no. Now heart you just listen.
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Watch With Me ©
Now is everybody ready Are you sitting comfortably I shall begin to take you on a journey of my childhood T.V On afternoons & weekends happily sat cross legged on the floor I'd watch as that...
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Beauty ©
Beauty is skinny, beauty is fair, its endlessly youthful no flaws ever seen there. Perfect proportions of eyes, nose & mouths, spot any wrinkles let docs iron them out.
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Ugly ©
U nderstand that true beauty G oes much deeper then the skin L ose media tainted eyesight Y ou'll be much happier within.
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Walls Of Love ©
There lies a little baby girl in innocence she softly sleeps. White walls of pure love surround her, with parents arms to safely keep. She's toddling on up now, learning new things each day.
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Love ©
L ust can't define it. It's from deeper within O bliterating loneliness as tenderness begins V acancy no longer, hearts now occupied E verything is now seen with rose tinted eyes.
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Gone ©
G ift of your presence now taken away O nly thing left, precious memories to replay N eed you back beside me to brighten my day E very night weeping for you couldn't stay.
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Opuss Dinner ©
I'm giving an Opuss dinner party, a candle lit soirée. With stimulating conversation and fun games for us all to play. I'm giving an Opuss dinner party, laying on a sumptuous feast.
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Pleas Of A Longing Heart ©
I hear the cries of Hannah Poor Sarah's grief I've known The longing and deep aching for a child of my very own Tortured thoughts of barrenness try to fill my minds darkest rooms Wondering will...
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Wedding Dance ©
Dance with me and make me sway. Hold me close from now this day. Savour whats yours with loving eyes. Eternally through grey and blue sky's. Our bodies now yearning, two hearts in sync beat.
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Thorn ©
Why won't this pain just go away.
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Not Over!
All this talk about the end, it's not quite over yet... There's still the Paralympics to go and more gold medals to get!!.
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Hospitals ©
H opefilled feelings mixed with fear and grief. O verwhelming urges to run away and weep. S leepless nights as bedside vigils are kept. P atients seek diagnoses and prognosis to be set.
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Rubber Ducky
When the day has got me down and I'm feeling kind of yucky I slip in deep to my bath retreat and chill out with my rubber ducky..
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Yay!
The Goonies is on. Love this film, POPCORN!.
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It's Getting Late
It's getting late. Why you gotta be here. Beside me. Watching, needing, wanting me. I'm afraid, (Don't Be) I'm afraid, (Don't Be) I'm so scared that you'll hurt me, twice.
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Chat Me Up
I've always been quite amused by chat up lines The latest one was "Excuse me do you have a plaster.
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Prince Charming With A Bit Of Spice
I'm thinking of a soulmate Prince charming would be nice Bold and dashing, charm and valour with an added hit of spice I would like him to have a dash of action man, a macho GI Joe And of this...
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Oh Dear.....
How did this happen. It must have been a trap.
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Cool
Sitting here in a tan Ice lolly in one hand And in the other a fan.
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Hamam ©
My visit to the Turkish Hamam is ending every soon Now I lay blissfully lounging in the chill out room I lay here nice peaceful drinking lovely Turkish tea While a ponytailed Turkish guy paints...
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Turkish Delight ©
Arrived at our hotel in the magical midst of a Turkish night Feeling the heat all around me and so much beauty in my sight 1st day down to business, there's so many shops & sights to see We browse...
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Legacy Of Man
Watching 'The Animal Hoarder' its complete and utter madness... Man does whatever it wants causing damage and destruction.... What a great legacy.....
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Lightening
Bolt Blake Weir Nuff said!.
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Hurt
H ow could you do this, cause the pain I'm going through. U sing and abusing when the love I gave was good and true. R endearing my wounded heart to turn from loving red to a cold blue.
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Too Tall
Awww honey, of course you're not bald.... You're just to tall for your hair..
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Bottom
There once a lady from Rodham, Who was endowed with a very large bottom, In her life she got flung to & fro, But her bottom did cushion the blows, A better asset she just couldn't have gotten.
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Riddle Me This 12
One last one before nite nites An old favourite of mine so you may all get it right away. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats.
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Riddle Me This 11
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?.
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Riddle Me This 10
Okay Next. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?.
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Riddle Me This 9
How many people is a pair of twins?.
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Riddle Me This 8
Okay this is the old sphinx one so you'll all probably get this one fast.
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Riddle Me This 7
What is the next letter in the following sequence. M A M J J A S O.
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Riddle Me This 6
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg ARE white" or, "The yolk of the egg IS white?".
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Riddle Me This 5
What rises and sets but doesn't move?.
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Riddle Me This 4
Forwards I'm heavy backward I'm not, what am I?.
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Riddle Me This 3
Shadow walked into the room to find Piper laying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass. There are no cuts on her and no blood, how did she die?.
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Riddle Me This 2
Riddle number 2, another easy one I think. If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole..
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Riddle Me This
Inspired by @shazydee's lateral thinking and my love of puzzles and riddles I've decided to share a few with you guys.
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Proud
Well done Bolt and Blake for running an incredible race and winning gold and silver for Jamaica. They made Jamaican independence day especially great.
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I Opuss ©
I Opuss in the morning, I Opuss in the day, I Opuss in the night time when sleep won't come my way I Opuss in my free time, even when I should be packing If I don't get to Opuss feels like...
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Lonely ©
We are together in this relationship of ours A couple entwined bound by marriage vows So why do I still feel so lonely.
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Babies ©
Tiny hands, tiny feet Tiny kisses are so sweet Little fingers, little toes Lots of laughter very few woes As they play through the world amazed they wander Joyful peace as they slumber for tired...
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Tea Lee ©
There once was a man called Lee Who really loved a good cup of tea To get a quality tea bag He may even dress up in drag And sing I'm a little teapot with me. #household.
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Stand Up??
4 year old nephew comes to me bursting to tell me his new joke.. Him: knock knock Me: who's there. Him: why did the chicken cross the road. Me: errrrr okaaay... Why did the chicken cross the road who.
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The Crystal Heart ©
Our wedding day was beautiful, a fairy tale of white The passion of our intense love unleashed that wedding night We honeymooned for three whole weeks all our moments spent alone Two souls entwined...
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Weird!
So, I was in this shop today talking to this adorable pair of shoes... You know telling them the usual things, how cute they were, how I wish I could take them home etc...
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No Longer ©
Your heart no longer loves me, my lips are no longer sought.
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Perfect Love ©
Oh perfect love of mine... You seek me when I run and hide, help me find my way when I'm lost. You are my constant hero saving me at any cost.
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Distant Lover ©
Sort of inspired by Marvin Gayes song Distant Lover Another night I lay here as sleep eludes me.
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Name Calling
It's not what people call you that's important, it's what you answer to that really matters. Quote from my t-shirt don't know by who..
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The Germy Blues ©
(Da Da Da Da Da). I really gotta share with you all, about my germy blues. (Da Da Da Da Da). These germs are closing in on me and I just don't know what to do. (Da Da Da Da Da).
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Procrastination ©
I really wanted to write a poem today on procrastination it's really my sin. I always make good to do lists but the deadlines I keep moving.
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T.R.U.S.T ©
T he trust I give to you hold it carefully. R emember it's a very precious commodity. U nderstand then that I don't give it easily. S o if you broke it the hurt would cut deeply.
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T.L.C ©
T ake my heart but please promise not to break it. L ove must be true from the start so please don't fake it. C herish me truly and to you my all I'll give it..
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Cool Film
Ooooh yay Million Dollar Baby's on. Popcorn time Hate boxing but really like this film, always makes me cry .
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Lol
My brother told me to watch this. This is soooo me lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTIGg3I5y8&feature=youtube_gdata_player.
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Let Him Eat Cake? ©
On the winding up of a party for mummy The last cupcake sat there looking delish & so yummy I got up from my seat to reach for this for this treat And as chance would have it, my brother also tried...
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Happy Birthday Mummy!!!! ©
It's my lovely mummy's birthday, 73 today!.
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Prince Charming/shoeless Cinderella©
A lovely prince charming he surely is. She's a princess true but just couldn't be his. She's changed and grown she can't go back. While fond feelings she remembers they're now on different tracks.
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