30 June 2012
# sink LANGUAGE 16+ A true story about picking bad business partners. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You told us you knew the score. Business classes galore. But the truth came out when you did spout, "a budget? What's that for?"
A business sinking deeper and deeper in debt, 'cus your a fucking clueless git. You got other people's money to cover your ass. Did you think that would last and last and last?
You were always a whiz at wooing others away from their money. Too bad business sense escapes you honey.
We made for you award winning brew, but apparently you didn't know what to do. Sales and marketing? It soon became clear that you never had a clue.
You seemed to really take offense if stores had to be convinced. That's the crux of sales and marketing, idiot. But this work seemed to make you so tense.
Then you started to complain about all the work you had to do. It's called owning a business! Get over it you fucking fool!
Your poor little psyche couldn't take it I guess. Diagnosed with clinical depression. Ain't that the piss?
Then you spent your days looking for sympathy. Took long lunches with Mommy and Daddy while the business went down to its knees.
That really should have finished it, But once again you thought, other people's money could save this sinking ship.
But what good is money honey when the captain doesn't know how to sail? Just throwing good money after bad. It won't bail us out if you're workin the pail.
Then you thought it'd be nice to raise cash against my collateral. You're fucking mad! Ain't gonna happen. Find something else to sell.
You entitled little shit for brains. I'm not giving you another penny. Think I'd give more money to an idiot? Where's your sense? Oh yeah, you don't have any.
Not sacrificing more skin to this failure on the brink. It's over now brother. Give up the ghost. Let this ship sink.
Let This Ship Sink • Opuss № I