24 February 2013
When we all get yanked off the grid By some natural disaster or some hacker named Sid
Im heading out east To live off the land
When there's no more cell phones, appliances or heat When ice boxes get warm and spoil the meat
I'm heading out east with a brand new plan
I'll wipe off my lipstick And upbraid my hair Don a white bonnet I'll be modest and spare
I'll forego the drinking and swearing and such No more cigarettes, OK, just not much.
Cause I'm heading out east to bag a new man.
To Pennsylvania where the Amish reside No more wild parties That's a big downside
See, the Amish are quaint They live off the land No need for power, Or sinful broadband
When the world goes to shit I'll have no misgiving Cause bagging an Amish is my sustainable living.
My Life Off The Grid • Opuss № I