It's a Grand Old Party but not to everyone's taste
If you're looking for reason, your time will be a waste.
Come on in, just check your brains at the door. See, intelligent people make our jobs such a chore.
Discerning folk can be such a pain.
They're always looking for truth, and we don't play that game.
Give up the facts,
they only get in the way. Believe what we tell you then you're ready to play
We'll fire you up with hate, lies, and fear,
and since you've got no brains,
you won't even care.
Fanatics aren't born you see,
they're carefully groomed.
Till no common sense remains,
and with hate they're consumed.
We value their passion, and their aggressive ways.
We value their distrust of The Other, education, and gays
We've found that fanatics will go the extra mile.
They'll fight to dig their own graves,
And that really makes us smile.
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