11 June 2012
Written with @lionotribo see his post for A New Hope version.
Yet another StarWars rant we're going to undertake, demonstrating the issues of real and fake.
First up we noticed there's no GPS, So finding frost bitten Luke took some finesse. (And despite no planet Leia's still a princess?).
How was Luke held frozen just by his toes? Did the beast hold him there until he froze? Did he get bored waiting? Nobody knows.
The worm in the meteor wanted a meal, when the Falcon flew out how did it feel? Isn't food scarce in that area to steal?
The ethnic quotient is quite a bit dire, the casting agent we'd like to fire, of Lando Calrissian we could never tire.
Starwars Inaccuracies: Empire Strikes Back • Opuss № I