12 January 2013
My teacher is making me write a poem. I've never written one and I can't rhyme! Is this okay? (she wants us to use the word bastard in it)
King William the Conqueror is a bastard He's violent and always gets plastered That much he has mastered He forces girls to marry him And no one can carry him
He died while on his horse Oh it couldn't have been worse He's so fat that he can't fit in his coffin His guts exploded all over his...
And that's as far as I got. I have no idea what else to put! Is this even good? Should I just scratch this and start over?
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