23 May 2012
I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but I want to become a walrus. I know there is a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever.
Opuss № I