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comical_username
comical_username
2012-08-06T23:23:57

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Only boring people get bored. Interesting people see amazing colours and hear voices..

4 0 13 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-07-08T00:46:46

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Clouds are filling up the sky Like holy fucking shit. What the hell is this?. Angels must be pissed. End of days and shit!.

8 0 24 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-05-06T01:00:11

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Wading idly by in a trifle I migh try for an eyeful Of twenty tons of sticky buns The doughy mush to stifle Me as I flee the bakery.

2 0 29 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-04-28T20:48:07

Fish

I have a fish in my brain. I like him because he tells me what to say. How to behave. Live day by day. I have a fish in my mind. He bugs me but I don't mind. He talks to me all the time. It's fine.

8 0 78 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-04-28T20:40:48

Sea Bed

My neck is twisted and my back is broken I'm wasting away at the bottom of the ocean Is this a dream or has my mind been stolen. I think it's too late for me, I've already chosen.

8 0 38 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-04-28T19:40:53

A Bark

Trying my hardest, I eventually say hello. But a bark comes out instead, a bellow. I should have held it in I think to myself, but no.

2 0 40 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-04-28T16:58:58

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I came I saw I concurred.

2 0 6 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-04-28T14:59:12

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Fish have wet socks..

4 0 4 words
comical_username
comical_username
2012-04-28T14:57:52

Rocket Face

The jetpack on my chin can't keep my head aloft. My friends with jetpack chins have had their heads come off..

8 0 21 words