25 February 2013
"CALI" my mum shouted storming in to my bedroom "YOU NEED TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK" "CALI"my mum raged "YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK" Yes I knew I needed to do these things,which I hate,but what is the point it was my mum who got me the stupid job in the first place.Anyway hi my name is California the reason why I'm called this is because my mum loves California but I get called Cali so lets stick with that.I have very thick glossy, blonde long hair which I hate it makes me look like a goody little cutie two shoes which everyone thinks they can boss around.Anyhow my mum got me this journalist job and my editor is very very nice,I wanted him to be like my BFF, he's 16 like me, but the problem is he calls me the % of trouble which I don't know why he calls me this even though I nearly got him fired, nearly set the building on fire, got my hair tangled in the most expensive equipment and lost his very special pet dog whilst taking him for a walk, but you see my mum still pleaded on her knees for my editor to let me keep the job,how ANNOYING.I am also still in school which means I have a ton of homework which was meant to be in last week but I made up handy excuses to not bring it in like:
1-sorry miss was in work 2-sorry miss was in work 3-sorry miss was in work 4-sorry miss was in work 5-sorry miss was in work YEAH SO YOU GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY HERE.And my excuses for not going to work are.
1-sorry sir was doing my homework 2-sorry sir was doing my A levels 3-sorry sir was doing exams 4-sorry sir was doing my homework 5-sorry sir was doing my homework
So it all pays off really but this is when I really know why I'm called the % of trouble simply because I'm trouble but now I'm going to tell you why and how I got this nickname and each little bit of trouble that I carry through my life!
The % of trouble-story-please read I want to get lots of likes! • Opuss № I