20 May 2012
There once was boy named Phil, A lion boy he was. He roared and destroyed the city, Whilst holding up his paws.
There once was a boy named Dan, He was a llama lord. He possessed everybody madly, Whenever he got bored.
Together they teamed up, To take over the world! With matching side haircuts, They'd change every boy and girl.
Then along came Charlie the teddy, A calm and humble friend. He was the city's hero, To make it happy again.
"Let us all be buddies, And stop ruining the town. There isn't any point!" These words made Phil ad Dan frown.
"How dare you try and stop us, You weak and furry fool!" That was the shout of Dan, Making a llama pool.
Away they chased poor Charlie, As he slowly tried to escape! He just wanted some peace, He was no hero with a cape.
Charlie could do nothing, As Phil roared out a wasp swarm, They attacked the cuddly guy, Making his tummy torn.
"I'm sorry!" yelled innocent Charlie, "I just wanted to help!" Then they heard a gasp, Followed by a neigh and a yelp.
"How dare I see this madness! Can't we all be as nice as we can?" It was the cry of Alex, The powerful Horse-Man.
Charlie stood up and nodded, Whilst Dan and Phil shot up, Alex looked disappointed, So they all stopped running a muck.
They shook paws and trotters, And smiled apologetically, As they realised that fighting, Was really quite silly.
It was funny why this started, Why Phil roared and destroyed! For something rather small, Got lion boy annoyed.
I won't go into big detail, But somebody took the last Beans tin, And this made Phil and Dan, Mad and evil within.
In the end they all laughed, And stopped this meaningless feud, So they all went back to Dan's place, To share some lovely food.
Phil, Dan, Charlie And Alex. • Opuss № I