16 July 2012
I hate my cat, I truly do, And if you met it, I know you would to,
She scratches out my eyes, Attacks the TV, Poops everywhere but the litter box, If you know what I mean,
She tears my curtains up, And pees on my bed, She sleeps on my chest, And farts on my head,
I yell at her everyday, But I really do love her, She purrs and rubs up against me, With her nice and soft fur,
I mean she's a lot to handle, But I guess I don't mind, But she does drive me out of my mind sometimes,
But I've learned to love her, And she loves me, Oh wait I have to go, She's stuck in a tree...
My Cat • Opuss № I